A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Attributed to Mark Twain
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind -Einstein
Where there is no vision, the people perish... - Proverbs, 29:18
I don't have time to fuck around, come back when you're desperate. - Anonymous Housemember
There is an exception, but it never applies. - Member of the Bar
I don't like kissie face law. - Member of the Bar
Nipples are sensitive - Norm
Nature, if it is to be commanded, must be obeyed - Francis Bacon
Vanessa: Good conversations are hard to come by
Brenda: But not on this couch, not in this kitchen
Vanessa: Not in this house.
- Vanessa and Brenda
In our schools, education is incidental. - Cheerio
Eric: Randy... I've been accused of being a fraternity whore
Randy: Well you know Eric.... you are what you eat.
- Eric and Randy
Vita is wunderbar - ma
Those who can't hear the music think the dancer's mad. - Dave?
There's more to life than books you know
But not much more.
- Morrissey
Pleasure for the beautiful body,
but pain for the beautiful soul.
- Oscar Wilde
I'm so fucked up, I can't tell the difference between a mattress and a bed. - Anonymous Housemember
[Bada bing] I'm 17. - girl on the street
The peasant is as ignorant as his donkey and the artisan is hardly less. - Edward C. Banfield
The most dangerous ignorance is that of an educated man. It sets back human evolution. - David & Cheerio
I'd rather be ignorant like a donkey than a dumb-ASS - David Wellhauser
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space - Some high school student via the CBC via Brenda